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So we are in Binghamton, at long last. It took us forever to get here, largely because we didn't leave Buffalo for-fucking-ever. Once we did however, the drive was easy as ass-shit, and that shit be e-z. Katie actually let us listen to the D on the drive down, which was sweet on so many levels. For one thing, its awesome driving music. It has that perfect combination of laugh out loud humor, epic narrative tunes, the word fuck, and moments where Katie is both disgusted and amused at the same time. I know she is not always crazy about screaming "cock-ayass" simply because she doesn't think the term "cock-ayass" is necessarily and always funny. However, there is no argument that "Tribute" is a funny song. You can't help but laugh at "Fuck Her Gently" or "Cock Pushups." This really is testament to fucking funny Jables is, when he can get Katie to laugh at dick jokes. No offense KG, he does have a Rock Block of Bach, but not quite as funny.

I can't really think of too much else eventful on the drive down. We stopped at a rest area that had both Burger King and Dunkin' Donuts, so I had a double whopper meal with a two donut dessert. Besides the fact that both donuts and burgers are good, I mention this because I think the debaters may have helped Katie to a revelation about the status of the term "chocolate cake donut." I have always thought there was no real debate on this question. When Katie told me that she wanted a "chocolate cake donut" I was suspicisious only because I have seen her eat donuts a billion times, and never has she ordered a chocolate cake donut. On the other hand, she has often selected "chocolate-FROSTED cake donuts." She refuses to acknowledge this distinction and I was giving her shit about it when I rolled over to the double-D for a snack. All the debaters thought I was being a jerk at first. Then when they were confused by the obvious discrepency between the doughy snack that Katie was consuming and the treat ordered they turned tail quickly. While telling Katie that her argument isn't correct factually is rarely the way to convince her (see for instance, Canadia) maybe this will move in the right direction. At least its cute though, that I can divine her donut intentions from such mangled jargon.

Valentine's Day Tribeuce again, out to all ya'll motherfuckers. I wonder what kind of business SexWorld does tonight, my guess is mad fucking biz. Anyway, I suggest that we find out. Why doesn't everyone in the MSP area head out there and check it out. While you're there, pick up a dildo. No matter who you are, Valentine's is better with dildoes. Big or small, clear or colored, vibrating or stationary, firm or jiggly, thin or thick, long or stubby, dildoes make the world go round. By the way, diagrams of the way the world go around would be much cooler if they featured dildoes. Maybe I can commission Andy Kemp to make said drawing.

Alright, I am out for the evening. Maybe more manana.

Peace,

MB-K