Extemp Attempt 1

Why do they call it the Economist?
If prescription drugs are so damn expensive why don't old people just smoke crack?
Will Martin Brodeur win the Heisman Trophy?
Do you want fries with that?
Would the best way to promote democracy in the West Indies involve changing the name of Haiti to Love-i?
Social security: whodat?
What does Howard Dean sound like when he reaches orgasm?
You had sex?!?!?
If the war in Iraq is not about oil, then why didn't we just invade Antartica, there is no oil there?
Does anyone take the tuba seriously these days?
True or false: General Musharraf is both the leader of Pakistan and a sweet name for a Convenience Store on the subcontinent.
Is Toxic a better video than Stronger?
Dude, do you have Cuba's number?
You want some North Korea?
If Osama bin Laden is always hiding in caves, does that make him gay?
Given that the organizational structure of the EU requires further expansion into post-Soviet Europe, should Seth have chosen Summer or Eve?
Can you name anything about Brazil besides Carnival, Pele, and its famous bikini wax?
Would the Supreme Court be more effective if it just spent all afternoon huffing paint?
What is up with Colin Powell these days?
Should America renounce its "One Mexico" policy?
Who sucks more ass: Yoanna, Richard Hatch, or Larissa?
Why do you let that rabbit cut its own hair?
Say you worked at Wendys and you had a sign that said "The Customer Is Always Right" and I drove up and said "I am wrong" what would you do? You'd have yourself a little paradox there, huh smartguy?

Alright, that's all I got for now. I may try for more later. Feel free to use them at your speech tournament this weekend.

Peace,

MB-K