Dobsing the Law! Dobsing the Law! Dobsing the Law DOBSING the LAW!

The title obviously refers to some Judas Priest style shit. The capitalized words at the end are intended to connote the parts where Rob stretches the last Br-eaking the La-w. A tribute both to one of the greatest thoroughly gay metal bands of the 80s and the Dobs, one of the oldest of my friends to currently be on an interstate crime spree.

So admittedly, I have none of this information first hand. I do however, have several thigns confirmed from various sources. Here are the things I know for certain:

1) The Dobs has written more than a few bad checks
2) The Dobs has a new car
3) The Dobs is selling golf clubs to finance a trip which has taken him at least to somewhere in New Jersey.

Everything outside of this is somewhat speculation and probably may be contested by someone out there, most likely the Dobs himself. Let the speculation begin:

The Dobs obtained a checkbook through semi-illegit means, these have been reported to be anything from stealing his dad's to finding an old one of his which is no longer operable. The Dobs then began writing a series of bad checks, to people, to places, so on and so forth. At least one of these checks went to the Reut Dawg, which amounted to about 700 dollars. This check, because it was from the Dobs, bounced. Hence, Reuter's bank account is very very negative.

Apparently the new Saab which the Dobs has obtained was acheived by writing a check for a down payment on this bad checking account. The place quickly realized this and called the Dobs to say, deuce, we need some money and shit. The Dobs wanted to make some sort of wire transfer. They couldnt do this, so they said they would do it on Monday instead. The Dobs proceeded to lose all the money which could have made this wire tranfer. To the best of our knowledge the Dobs does not have any money to pay this, but he does have an expensive, virtually stolen car.

Estimates range in the 3-5 thousand dollar range and are anywhere from "the Dobs accidentally got himself 3 gs in debt" to "the Dobs committed 5 gs of check fraud." We shall see where this lands.

Every report I have heard outside of the Dobs' own personal report indicates that he is stealing and reselling golf clubs to finance his trip. The cops were called on him at one point somewhere in Illinois but he seems to have talked his way out of that shit. None the less, this cannot go on forever. No one really knows what the Dobs is doing, what the status of this car is, what the status of his funds are, when/if he is coming home, etc.

As of yet his story doesnt quite match up to that of the Siznanj, but it is approaching. It almost makes me forget that Andy apparently has warrants out for his arrest in Kansas. No word on that shit recently.

No more friends on crime sprees. No more talkie.

Peace,

MB-K