Wednesday, June 11, 2003

Stupid Fucking Science

So here is the deal. Science has legitimately pulled off some shit that I am very happy about. You know, cures for all these diseases and stuff, air conditioning, tivo, double-stuf oreos, etc. There is however, a very important issue that no one even seems to be researching. How is it, that with all these advances in technology and the like we have not discovered a smokable substance which doesn't kill you.

I understand that the very act of inhaling things into your lungs can be damaging, but why cant we just find a substance which, when burned, creates smoke that doesnt hurt me. Come on science, get with it.

Peace,

MB-K

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