Observations About Shit

Observation 1: Prom Dresses are Ugly: So all these chicas think the coolest thing they could do for a prom dress is get this little two piece get up that leaves their belly exposed. I use the term belly in the most literal sense possible, as these women tend to be stick skinny. Nonetheless, this shit is not a good look. It is certainly not a good formal look. I mean, I understand that high school women like to wear shiny and sparkly pink and brightly colored dresses to prom, its fun and happy and yay we are going to prom. Nonetheless, cover up your fucking belly button ring hippy. I will have none of it.

Observation 2: This sweet old guy came in today and he just reaked of weed. This dude was wrecked, I mean, he was like Sanjay when he was DJing a high school dance. Besides that he was like any other old dude you see on a daily basis. I mean, he brought in some pictures from his godson's wedding (he told me this) and got them done in an hour. He bought a box of Cheese Nips and a bag of Sam's Choice Peanut Butter Cookies (which are shockingly good, in all actuality) along with his photos and seriously, you could smell the dope off this dude from like 10 feet away. I think he must have been like Cheech and Chong style in his '92 Lincoln Continental, with a phat stogie-blunt, the clouds of smoke following him as he opened the door. Old dudes rock.

Observation 3: Naughty By Nature is Swe-to-the-e-to-the-at: What happened to all their props. Do they not deserve props. Nay, I say, they deserve of much props. Why then are they denied these props. What more do you want, they have given you OPP, Hip-Hop Hooray, Feel Me Flow. Is nothing good enough for you. I downloaded these and some other tunes this evening, alongside Kyrie by Mr. Mister, a song I would never have located without the ever faithful assistance of Peter, attorney at law and goatfucker extraordinaire.

Observation 4: The Supreme Court is Gay: Seriously, I think Sandra and Ms. Bader-Ginsburg are giving it to each other in the butt. The court has actually come down with two pretty impressively left leaning decisions in the past like week. This is especially surprising given the presence of only one real liberal on the bench and three flaming fucking nazi bastards. Getting rid of Bowers is sweet, I don't know how many actual people are assisted by it, but symbolically its nice that states are no longer allowed to make homosexual acts illegal. Furthermore, I would imagine that this sets the stage for some very solid challenges to rulings against same sex unions and marriages etc. I have a feeling that this is likely precipitated by the fact that the moderately conservative members of the court, Sandra D (won't go to bed till I'm legally wed...) especially, are realizing exactly how conservative the Bush administration really is and are scared of something like a challenge to Roe being actually considered. For all the heinous ideas this woman has, at least she is fairly pro-choice. None the less, anymore speculation then this about serious concerns of the USSC in an entry which has accused a prominent member of the Minneapolis legal community of bestiality seems out of place.

Observation 5: Way too many people are named Debbie. Way way too many. And Debbie Gibson even changed it to Debra. I wonder which came first...

Peace,

MB-K